He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. Finally they get to the front and they both pass their drug tests. So now it’s the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. Now it’s the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. After this, they go to men’s warehouse to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress. When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door. The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets. The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom.
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